Tuesday, September 19, 2006

In Honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day....

6 uses for yer pointy sticks

1. Good fer stratchen. Anywhere, anyway mateys.

2. Skeweren your dinner. Mmmm....roast ship rat. A mighty fine supper.

3. Uncloggin yer ears when the captain is havin words with ye. You can use the booty to patch yer boat or yer boots.

4. I hear these mighty fine sailor shirts i looted from the last stinking pack of boats were made with em. Some laddy must be pulling me leg. He'll be meeting my pointy stick before he lets his scurvy head hit his stinkin pillow tonight.

5. In case yer missed it...taken care of yer treacherous mateys.

6. Stir ye mead with it, me lads. A swift lick leaves yer stick in prime shape for bludgeoning.


Blogger Chris said...

Heh, and what be yer pirate name, eh? Black Charity Rackham at yer service.

10:00 PM  

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