Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Income Poop

At first I thought Little A was complaining about her shitty allowance, but then I realized that she was yelling it through the bathroom door to her friend who was having some outgoing poop.

"Why did you call me an income poop?"
"Becauuuuse you're on the toilet."

Who keeps selling this tale that little girls aren't as gross as little boys?

I believe though, that Little A may have finally found the perfect nickname for my job. Yup, everyday I get up at 5:00AM to partake of my daily income poop. No, I do not work for sanitation, but my job is shitty, my boss is shittier, and the only reason I take this poop....its just enough income to poop. Uh, I mean live.

The end.

7 Comments:

Blogger Tink said...

LOL. Income poop. CLASSIC.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Tink said...

BTW: My word ver was OMEME. It's a sign!!

2:00 PM  
Blogger Hill said...

...were I not longing for some "income poop" of my own, I wold possibly have laughe at this a little harder.

BUT being new shoe-less and without my morning Starbucks, I can only WISH I had "income poop".

LOL

4:28 PM  
Blogger Lawanda said...

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! THAT was hysterical!

9:21 PM  
Anonymous mamatulip said...

LOL. Income poop.

10:25 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

LMAO!

10:48 PM  
Anonymous roo said...

Heh heh, you said "income!"

1:18 AM  

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