Income Poop

At first I thought Little A was complaining about her shitty allowance, but then I realized that she was yelling it through the bathroom door to her friend who was having some outgoing poop.

"Why did you call me an income poop?"
"Becauuuuse you're on the toilet."

Who keeps selling this tale that little girls aren't as gross as little boys?

I believe though, that Little A may have finally found the perfect nickname for my job. Yup, everyday I get up at 5:00AM to partake of my daily income poop. No, I do not work for sanitation, but my job is shitty, my boss is shittier, and the only reason I take this poop....its just enough income to poop. Uh, I mean live.

The end.