Things that make you say WTF?

Since I typically get pretty consistent search terms related to spells or convertible gloves or other knitted things I've recently posted, I stopped checking them with any regularity. But today I checked and well....maybe you guys can figure this one out for me:

crazy knit knitting pattern a poop poo drop cream hat

I just don't know. What were they looking for? I'm perplexed...intrigued....And a little worried because really, I think I should be concerned that the word "poop" in conjuction with "knitting" led them here....Eeeck!