Tuesday, January 17, 2006

This tooth




is MIA.






If you have seen this tooth, please alert the authorities at once. We are afraid that this tooth may have been kidnapped by an errant spaghetti noodle, and may now be suffering through the acidic torture known as digestion. If you have any information, please call 1-800-MY-TOOTH.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahhhh, funny. you putting this on Milk cartons too??

9:49 AM  
Blogger Tink said...

Is there a reward? Like, half the tooth fairy winnings?

12:04 PM  
Blogger V said...

If you can find that tooth, AND get my kid to relinquish it to the tooth fairy, you're more than welcome to the 12.5 cents!

12:19 PM  
Blogger mamatulip said...

What a cute grin. ;)

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah the front tooth is the Holy Grail in Tooth Fairy lore. Good thing the tooth doesn't actually have to be in attendance for the fairy to visit.
Maybe you should put a copy of that cute photo under her pillow.

4:33 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

God, I remember being 8 years old, with my front teeth growing in (they looked like Chiclets compared to my baby teeth) and, because my DAD cut my hair for some ungodly reason, I had a MULLET. I wish I was kidding.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, does the tooth fairy still come if the tooth is MIA?

6:36 PM  
Blogger Dawn said...

OHHHHHHH Snap! After all that, it is being subjected to the inner workings of the digestive system?

Never fear, according to the letter written to the Tooth Fairy on my behalf by my grandmother in 1975, teeth which are swallowed are still worth money. as are misplaced teeth.

She is a very leniant fairy.

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no. I don't even want to say where you'll find it.....

4:00 AM  
Blogger V said...

Yuh know...she's a weirdo. She just has NO interest in the tooth fairy. I guess I must not have talked this one up enough. So, it's gone, and that's about it. And I will NOT be searching uh....the remains....to get it back!

7:38 AM  

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