Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Little ass.ociations...

The other day, Little A and I were talking. She was telling me, "You aren't allowed to say butt in school."
"Really?" I said thinking that was a little anal (hardyharhar).
"Yeah, but you can say button, even though it has the word butt in it. It doesn't MEAN butt, so you can say button."
"Yep, you're right. I guess you can say button all you want."
"A lot of words have other words in them....
"Uh...huh..."
"Like GRASS. You can say GRASS in school, yuh know?"
Oh. my. god. How old is this kid again?

9 Comments:

Anonymous TB said...

Hee. I love elementary school humor. Next will be the poop and snot jokes. I don't think I'll ever stop giggling when someone says something inadvertantly dirty.

1:26 PM  
Blogger V said...

Ha...yeah! She's been asking people to spell I CUP for about 2 weeks now!

1:31 PM  
Anonymous JenfromBoston said...

speaking of swear loopholes. this reminds me of that kids song "Miss Susie" (classic - does Little A know about this gem?)
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me,
I'll paddle your
Behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the girls' room
pulling down their flies....

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Hill said...

I was always afraid to say "Shitzu" when I was a kid.

In fact, I still giggle when I say it.

Um...yea. I'm a loser.

11:39 PM  
Anonymous roo said...

The workings of Little A's mind are simply asstonishing.

3:55 AM  
Blogger V said...

Jen...lol...I think that Roo was singing that one that last time she was here! Great...my kid will be learning dirty jokes from me and my friends!

Hill...ha! I was afriad of that one too! I really didn't even beleive that it was a real dog, just something that people who didn't like dogs called them.

Roo....butt what do you mean? :)

8:57 AM  
Blogger SO said...

Awe, I love stories about little A. She's so darn cute!!

9:45 AM  
Blogger BC said...

What was that Shih-Tzu comment, V?
Ahem.

12:30 PM  
Blogger V said...

Oh forgive me! :) I was young and naive then!

12:37 PM  

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