N doesn't always understand my accent
(He says I don't always understand his, but I have PROOF of my claim.)
Moments before N is belting out the theme to Rocky....yuh know...running on the beach, speed-bag....
V: Thanks for getting that song into my head.
N: What? Thanks for getting that thong in your butt?
V: Song. Song. In. My. Head. Pervert.
I wonder just how often he hears the things I'm saying as "______ in my butt"?
Moments before N is belting out the theme to Rocky....yuh know...running on the beach, speed-bag....
V: Thanks for getting that song into my head.
N: What? Thanks for getting that thong in your butt?
V: Song. Song. In. My. Head. Pervert.
I wonder just how often he hears the things I'm saying as "______ in my butt"?
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12 Comments:
That has NOTHING to do with your accent and EVERYTHING to do with him being male. Men can't hear very well in the gutter. ;)
Word. :)
Yeah. Terrance repeats the wierdest shit back to me.
I think your man is hoping that something regarding your thong AND butt are in his very near future....
Maybe he would like to wear your thong?
Ha! You should try adding "in my butt" to the next couple of things you say to him and see how strangely appropriate it sounds.
Yeah, the in your butt thing is most likely wishful thinking.
Heh heh. Men's minds are definitely in their crotch at least 90% of the time.
Yeah, we hear what we want to hear : )
Men always hear only what they want to hear.
Oops. jaynesays I should read the other comments before posting.
So, uh, what? Men always put thongs only in the butts that they want to put thongs in?
V, N's right. You don't make any sense.
Great....so what you're all saying is that N wants a homely living room and a thong lodged up my ass. Great!
I think you jinxed me. Hoop's hearing funny stuff now. :)
Um, yeah. Laughed at this one. Right out loud.
THAT, dear, is a question I think it better NEVER to answer...
LMAO
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